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The name says it all. You’re a Dad, either biologically or just in your heart, and you’re damn proud of it. You like jokes with puns and the sun out of your eyes. You’re not trendy, which is always trendy. You’ve sent back a club sandwich at a restaurant for not having bacon. You’re... just... so… DAD. Own it.