Skratch Labs Visor

There’s a huge flaming ball of hot gas that sustains life as we know it here on the pale blue dot we call home.  The temperature at its core is 27 million degrees Fahrenheit.  I’m not great at math, but that’s gotta be at least a couple hundred degrees Celsius.  However the numbers work out, the point is that it’s Hot.   And just because you’re 93 million miles away doesn’t mean you don’t need to protect yourself from it. But don’t worry, it’s not that hard- just get yourself a visor.  The fact that this one has the “Skratch Labs” wordmark and our trademark pixels on it won’t help protect you more than any other visor, but it won’t protect you any less either.  So there.

One size fits all.*


*Unless of course you pulled a Michael Keaton in Beetlejuice and stole the ticket of the guy sitting next to you in the afterlife's waiting room who retaliated by sprinkling magic head shrinking dust on you.  In that case, you're on your own.

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