Badges? We don't got no badges. We don't need no badges. We don't got to show you any stinkin' badges!
What's that? Oh, you want PATCHES with a P. Sure, we've got those.
Get yourself a three pack of Skratch Labs patches (One Colorado Flag, one Circle-S and one Skratch Labs wordmark) in a waterproof aLoksak (great for phones, cash, etc.) These are iron on patches easily applied with an iron although we'd suggest putting maybe a stitch or two on them to be sure they stay attached to whatever item it is that you make 324% better by adding any of these to.